Picked Up Another New Baby

"AdverseMartyr" (ewilliamson) 06/21/2015 at 18:57 • Filed to: None

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Well, I have been planning to add another baby to my family for a while now, but I had been planning to wait until July so that I had time to get the 450SL road legal. I decided I couldn’t wait though...

Oh, while picking up the new addition I saw a few eye pleasing options:

and one that needed some work:

(honestly, I think that wing is to help it do wheelies.)

In the end I decided on this model though:

Oppo, meet my son Kaloyan, who decided to come into the world 5 weeks early. I’ve spent the last week and a half waking up at all hours to feed and change diapers. Quite the change, but one I am thrilled about.

Happy Father’s Day to all of you out there in the Oppo-verse.

SaveTheIntegras > AdverseMartyr 06/21/2015 at 19:00

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happy Fathers Day to you good sir

jvirgs drives a Subaru > AdverseMartyr 06/21/2015 at 19:00

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Congratulations!

Because Racecar > AdverseMartyr 06/21/2015 at 19:02

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This is singlehandedly the best thing ever posted on all of Gawker, it has the greatest plot twist I have ever seen while it still being a dad joke. Congratulations on your new son! As part of the new son owner’s manual, you should head on over to http://niceonedad.com/ to get a jump start on all the jokes you will be telling him.

Jokes asides, congratulations on bringing another Jalop into this world!

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > AdverseMartyr 06/21/2015 at 19:06

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So. Cute.

Mazel tov!

AdverseMartyr > Because Racecar 06/21/2015 at 19:19

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That sight hurts the eyes.

Thank you!

AdverseMartyr > SaveTheIntegras 06/21/2015 at 19:19

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Thank You!

AdverseMartyr > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 06/21/2015 at 19:19

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Thank You!

AdverseMartyr > jvirgs drives a Subaru 06/21/2015 at 19:19

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Thank You!

BeaterGT > AdverseMartyr 06/21/2015 at 19:24

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Should have went with #2. Kidding, happy father’s day and welcome Kaloyan!

wafflesnfalafel > AdverseMartyr 06/21/2015 at 22:50

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You win the internet today. (Just remind that little bugger you chose them over that pretty black c7.)

AdverseMartyr > wafflesnfalafel 06/21/2015 at 23:16

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There’s always an option to trade in later, right?

and thanks. What’s the prize?

AdverseMartyr > BeaterGT 06/21/2015 at 23:18

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Thanks!